The ORACLE is still in...And hungry for questions!

Russy is still pitting his mega sized brain against you mere mortals out there on dA...Here are some of the best from last month! KEEP THE CRAZY QUESTIONS COMIN'!!!

SavvyRed May 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

I have two questions:

Where do you get your gerbil-sized furniture, and is there bunny sized furniture? I have a bunny, and I think he could use a redecorater.

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The Oracle:

Aaah! A double question. Let's see now, I got my bed from ''minigerbilbeds.com'' and my plush leather chair from ''miniplushleatherchairsforgerbils.com'', and if you're wondering where I got my teeny tiny laptop from, it was on offer at ''teenytinylaptopsforgerbils.com. You can get anything via the internet these days...Apart from bunny furniture, there's no money in bunny furniture sales. Try Ebay.

*Sleepwalker1803 May 3, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer

OK then ... What English word has three consecutive double letters?

Bookkeeper....Next question!

*Sleepwalker1803 May 3, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer

You googled this, didn't you? 

Hey..Give me credit..I'm a gerbil genius,people google ME for answers!..............
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......O.k I googled it!

*Sleepwalker1803 May 3, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer

OK - I googled the riddle, too! 

But how about this one:
If pinocchio woud say "My nose will grow now!" ... Would it?

It depends if the statement is meant as an intentional lie, or if he's simply mistaken.I think that by saying ''My nose will grow now'' he's not lying he's mistaken, so the nose won't grow. 
Of course there was the time when Pinocchio met Snow White and she dragged him to the ground, sat on his face and shouted ''Lie to me now you bastard!'' 

*Sleepwalker1803 May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer

Best. Answer. EVER! My mind is officially blown by the wisdom of the ORACLE!